Thursday, December 30, 2010

A MIDNIGHT CALL...

This post is about a call which came at mid night. The call could have changed my life forever. It could have destroyed my carreer. But thank God till now nothing happened. All is well.
Nov 29 midnight. Me and Prasanth was waiting for Ashvin's call. He was supposed to fly nextday. Couldnt meet him. Huge miss. We were remembering the good times we had at Gokulam Public School. I was returning back home on dec 6th. And i had told this to Rahul and Sree. Atlast Ashvin called and told me that Rahul told him I will return on 4th and so he cancelled his ticket and booked for 5th. Me and Prasanth was shocked. But this is Ashvin. We can excpect such craziness from him. Well he told us to pack and come soon. Now we were in dillema. There is a guy who cancelled his flight just to see us and there is our carrer on otherside. Hmm I had only onething to choose. Its Ashvin calling we gotta go. The very next day we went to APSRTC station and booked busticket to banglore for 1st Dec. There was lot of things to do like packing, taking photostat of notes etc. But by God's grace and previous experience of doing things at last minute, we managed to complete everything. So on Dec 1st we bid goodbye to Chandras Mens Hostel, Ace Engg Academy, IIT Aspirants@Ace and to Hyderabad. We reached banglore on 2nd morning. Started to home in KSRTC. Reached there at eve. On 3rd dec went to Vadakara, Ashvin's home. Rahul Sree and VV was already there. When we reached ther he told us that we have to goto Manglore that night. Oh god. He is crazy. But again its Ashvin who is telling, so me and Papu decided to go with him. Sree & Rahul had exams on monday so they didint come. So went to Manglore at midnight. Reached there morning. We took a room and refreshed. Saturday Eve Chennai mail we returned back. It was his last day back home. So he called Rahul & Sree too. They got exams on monday but still they came at midnight. Again its the mesmerising affect of ASHVIN. We didnt sleep [well I slept k :)].Next day eve we all went to airport to bid him goodbye. Well two days with him, I was enjoying like nuts. It have been long time since i enjoyed in such a way. Ashvin, he is a guy who deeply influenced our lives. And the team Ashvin, Sree, Rahul, VV, Papu and me got togther. Well we were taking another step in our lifelong friendship.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

There is no secret ingredient....

Narasimha....Half man, half lion....was the third incarnation of Lord Vishnu. Born to protect good from evil. The man whom I am discussing here is also called 'Narasimha'. But He is no incarnation of any God. He is simply a human, the chief cook of Chandras Boys hostel- where I stayed when I was at Hyderabad. Here I am discussing the secret ingredients of Narasimhas cooking and in the end you will understand that there is no secret ingredient. All are natural.
  • We are served with curd. 1 packet of curd mixed with water serving 130. This mixing is done in bathroom in pipe water and by the filthy hands of mighty narasimha.
  • We are served with puri. He makes puri while he brushes his teeth.
  • The table where puri I made is black at the edges and clean in centre. Guess what the secret ingredient is!
  • If anything falls from table to filthy floor, he puts it back without cleaning.
  • Yesterday night's rice is served as lemon ice for breakfast next day.
  • He got 2 kids of abt 8 and 4. He serves the younger one in mouth and at same time serves us too without even washing hands. And mind it she got cold and her nose drips always.
  • Narasimha is best in making fried rice and guess what, he scratches his ASS!!!(Yuck) while making it.
  • He also sneezes openly due to the masala powders...
  • Last but not least, the vessel in which rice is made is cleaned by salt water, don’t misunderstand, what I meant was that Narasimha's kid always PISSED on it when it is kept for washing.
Now we understood that there is no secret ingredient, all are natural ingredients. And after having this food we are sure to develop Acquired Immuno EFFICIENCY Syndrome. Ya our immune system is tested and made stronger by providing us with unhygienic food. As I told there is no secret ingredient.